mmorpg

1. (MMORPG) (1863↑, 594↓)

A treadmill that makes you fatter.

Everquest, Ultima Online, Asheron's Call, Star Wars Galaxies, World of Warcraft(soon\!\!)

Author: Greg http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/887157

2. (MMORPG) (1690↑, 578↓)

A Massively-Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game. An online game that is very similar to windows 95 with ICQ and a fantasy background. Double-click everywhere to kill an endless stream of monsters in a fantasy world and gain new powers. Do this for hours on end while chatting with someone named "Drizzt23" or "MikethePike" about where in Korea or France or Alabama you live and what was on TV last night. Contrary to the name, these games do not feature role-playing, so don't worry. Perfect for people who are too slow for Counter-Strike, and with no friends or imagination for role-playing.

A: "Caleb played 34 hours of Lineage 2 this weekend\!" B: "Wow, how many levels did he gain?" A: "That was amazing, he gained 4 levels\!\! Unfortunately, he got a cramp in his mouse-finger and had to quit." B: "Awesome, he's a true role-player\!"

Author: H4RDC0RE http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/628066

3. (MMORPG) (775↑, 162↓)

An acronym for "Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game". Players play the video game competing against and cooperating with other players connected to an online network. Most require players to purchase the software and pay a subscription fee to participate. Some eaxamples are EverQuest, World of Warcraft, Ultima Online, Star Wars Galaxies among others. These games have spawned a sub-culture of gamers with many of their own words and phrases unique to the experience.

1. MMORPG's rule, but I haven't had a date since I started playing. :( 2. I'm a l337 lvl 60 in WoW. I pwn\!

Author: JayJay Jackson http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/1286060

4. (MMORPG) (820↑, 440↓)

Many Men Online Role-Playing Girls.

Ceciliantas: /em starts to go deeper and harder, fast as he can as he spreads her legs a bit more and slaps her butt, keeping his other hand pressed onto her clit, he kisses her sweetly her breasts rubbing nicely against his chest. Allannah: AHAHHAHAHAHHA U SICK FUCK I'M REALLY A 45yrold MAN IRL LOL PWNED STFU n00b ARMOR NOW

Author: ark http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/1071384

5. (MMORPG) (331↑, 134↓)

Mindless Meaningless Overrated Repetitive Pointless Game. A game you play for no reason other than the fact that you are addicted or you're just trying it out. You play it and play it as your mind goes into a passive state as you click away and bash on your macros. The only "real" point of the game is to level up and strengthen your character as much as possible, and when you finally get it to the maximum level, hopefully you realize that you have just wasted several months or quite possibly even years of your life. It never gives you a sense of accomplishment because anyone can do it, you need no skill, no self-discipline, just a large amount of time on your hands and a couple Mountain Dews to pull some all-nighters. For some real gaming, play a console or PC game, which develops reaction time, perseverance, and maybe even a little hand-eye coordination. Even when MMORPGs get updates, it doesn't matter because the main point of the game is still just to kill more stuff and become more powerful so you can kill stronger stuff and become more powerful so you can kill even stronger stuff and become more powerful and so on. Maybe it's fun to play with friends because you can joke around as you play. They're fun at first with all the cool, big worlds and fun, flashy attacks, but after that, it's just the power-up/kill stuff cycle. So please, do yourself a favor and at least realize what you're doing as you click away while in that raid. MMORPGs become more than just a hobby when you really get into them. They start consuming many aspects of your life. Get a healthy hobby like console games, or a PC game that requires skill like Counter-Strike or Starcraft. They have more of a point to them, like getting a however high score or something. Also, you can keep balance in your life with a console, it will work around your schedule instead of you having to work around its. You can still go outside and hang with friends and stuff while still playing video games. Consoles won't consume your life (well maybe just for short periods if you find really good games). It will be hard to quit at first because your mind will still be addicted to that MMORPG, but you'll soon realize how much better off you are.

Person 1: Hey, I just got a Wii. Person 2: That's cool, I got World of Warcraft, it looks like such an awesome MMORPG\! (Six months later) Person 1: Hey man how's it goi- Whoa\! Dude, what happened to your skin? You look like a freaking vampire\! Person 2: Yeah, well I've been inside for the past 6 months staring at my computer screen. My character is getting really strong. 1: That looks unhealthy, man you should stop. 2: Never\!

Author: valleyone http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/2389987

6. (MMORPG) (333↑, 236↓)

1. A mans mistress 2. Relationship killer.

1.If it wasnt for that g damn MMORPG he'd get some pussy. 2. She's a MMORPG widow.

Author: widow http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/894055

7. (MMORPG) (369↑, 282↓)

An acronym for something whose players get a bad rep from. Kids play these games to gain a sense of control in a real world that, otherwise, treats them like shit and makes fun of them, just because they play these games. You can't blame these kids and young adults for getting sucked into these things. It's the "social elite's" fault they turned out that way. Just think, somebody wasting away on an MMORPG could have one day cured cancer. But no, Joe Jock decided one day to make fun of the poor kid, making the kid realize he is shit only because Joe Jock was popular (and thus always right) and Joe Jock is now on his death bed with skin cancer.

Social Elite 1: Hey, let's make fun of those kids only because they play MMORPGs and are different from us\! Social Elite 2: Sounds like a plan\! I mean, we ARE popular which makes us always right\! Hey, maybe later we can go bang our cheerleader girlfriends and get them pregnant and have to spend the rest of our lives dealing with a child and living on minimum wage\!

Author: Aisha Fan http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/1832884

8. (MMORPG) (187↑, 118↓)

1) A Massive Multi-Player Online Role Playing Game. 2)Played by children for 3 months to a year until they are discouragd enough to quit. 3) A world away from our own that connects the unconnected through simulated reality.Originated from Chat Dungeons which allowed players to run around poorly rendered dungeons to simply speak to eachother. Soon after items and quests were added then games like World of Warcraft, Anarchy Online Ultima Online, Dark Age of Camelot Etc were created. These games help young adults and adults to take some time away from their working or repititous lives and live in a harmless world for a little bit of their daily life.

"Wheeler:Dood iukm so fiiucking bord. James:I reccomend you play a MMORPH Wheeler\!" "I cant hunny I have a guild raid with the guys tonight.. you know its just like real people i cant just stand them up\! Wife: *blank stare* I'm going to the gym. Husband: Bye sweety\! see you tomorrow sorry\!

Author: Zee'Krey http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/1022209

9. (MMORPG) (54↑, 14↓)

A system where you spend a good portion of your time at a computer, perform repetitive tasks to be promoted a level, fight with fellow players, and occasionally deal with boss creatures. Its just like work, only difference is you pay a monthly fee instead of BEING PAID a monthly fee.

Dan: Dude, I spent all of last week [goldfarming] on 'GalacticMedievalQuest' and I'm now a Level 34 Space-Elf Druid. Bill: Thats nothing. I spent most of last week playing office politics & delegating responsibility at Initech Corp and I'm now promoted to Middle Manager. Plus they're paying me $10,000/mo. Dan: FuXX0r\! What new MMORPG is that?\!

Author: LANTIRN http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/2791650

10. (MMORPG) (115↑, 91↓)

A Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game. Most support a large number of players in 1 server. A form of RPG - Role Playing Game Most of the time it is required that you do not speak OOC (Out of Character) Some examples are: Asherons Call, Everquest, and Ultima Online.

\<News Broadcaster\>4 teen student's died today after a battle over who got control of their stone tower in one of the most popular MMORPGS -- Ultima Online.

Author: Matt Curley http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/87193

11. (MMORPG) (31↑, 13↓)

MMORPG MMORPG requires time and money MMORPG = Time × Money and time is money Time = Money MMORPG = Money^2 Money is root of all evil Money = sqrt(Evil) MMORPG = sqrt(Evil) × sqrt(Evil) MMORPG = (sqrt(Evil))^2 Therefore, MMORPG is evil MMORPG = Evil

Bob: Play this MMORPG\! John: MMORPG is evil\! like girls\!

Author: SHiNKiROU http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/4301485

12. (MMORPG) (38↑, 22↓)

MMORPGs is the long term Death of human society.

"Hey tim lets go to the bar tonight and hit on bar sluts\!" "na I need to hit lvl 23 tonight in this cool new MMORPG\!" "Thats why you are 22 and still a virgin" "cries"

Author: [eXo] http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/2866204

13. (MMORPG) (18↑, 4↓)

Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game. The rather long acronym for the most popular types of games in the world. The key features that separate these from other games are: 1) monthly payments 2) constantly changing game 3) seasonal events 4) the ability to talk to, trade with, fight and team up with other players 5) non-linear gameplay 6) an illogical stereotype about people getting addicted to them, being fat and unhealthy. Although it is true that they are slightly to fairly addictive in some cases, due to the natural human urge to better yourself, it is only a minority of people that this actually affects, and they have to be weak minded enough to convince themselves that games are more important than social lives. However, contrary to popular opinion, in moderation, they are much better than watching TV as most critics of them tend to do in their spare time as they improve reaction times, memory, reasoning and tactical thinking.

Bob: "You're such a nerd for playing an MMORPG Phil. You should really quit". Phil: "Quit? And sit there watching American Idol and shouting at the TV? No thanks".

Author: Chilliconcarnage http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/4413613

14. (MMORPG) (41↑, 29↓)

a waste of your life

uuug i stayed up all night and flaked out on my girlfriend to play an MMORPG

Author: ford408 http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/2980000

15. (MMORPG) (23↑, 15↓)

Many Men Online Role Playing Girls.

MMORPG; your in-game girlfriend is a man.

Author: winking http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/3065981

16. (MMORPG) (67↑, 60↓)

An online internet gaming activity for those that find no interest in sports. MMORPG's require that much time is spent in front of the computer in an effort to improve their online character(s). Players as such are often labelled as "losers" and as "having no life" by their friends and aquaintances with more social interest.

"What did you do this weekend?" "Oh, you know...just hung out at home, playing Guild Wars with a few friends." "Wow...that sounds really boring and dumb. You should get a life." "...what did you do?" "It was awesome, man. We went to the bar and Pete got totally wasted and ended up puking all over Jeff's girlfriend. I don't even remember what happened to me after that..." "I see..." "Yeah, so like I said, get a life."

Author: billybones http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/1379997

17. (mmorpg) (25↑, 20↓)

An Einstein-relativity device that warps the space-time continuum to such an extent that the user does not perceive the passage of time. To the user, or "player," only hunger, ass-cramps, or bladder pressure will provide clues as to the "tempus fugit."

"Ding\! I am the bomb on this mmorpg. Word Y'All\! Fuck-a-duck man, it's 7 a.m.\! Not cool. Not cool. That mmorpg just made me miss my midterm."

Author: Dutch681 http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/2464052

18. (MMORPG) (0↑, 0↓)

Although commonly refered to as Massive Mutliplayer Online Role Playing Games It is in reality (and in particular to Korea) as Many Men Online Role Playing Girls.

Person 1: Dude, I was playing WoW the other day and I found a girl\! Person: WoW is a MMORPG. Stop talking to those wierd people and find a real girlfriend.

Author: Hotstuff556 http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/5461729

19. (MMORPG) (3↑, 3↓)

Middle aged man online role playing as a girl.

player1:I ran into an mmorpg, he asked me out on a date O_o\! player2:Dating pixiles is messed up in the first place, but to pretend to be a girl and ask out someone's pixiles is just sick\!

Author: BlogBlogBurger http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/5142876

20. (MMORPG) (4↑, 5↓)

this can be Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game or Many Men Online Role Playing Girls.

do you follow MMORPG?

Author: Darthiir http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/4096283

21. (MMORPG) (10↑, 11↓)

1. Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game 2. Massively Mentally Obese, Righteously Pissed-on Game THEY ARE NOT THE SAME KIND OF MMORPG\!\!

1. Hey man did you play the new MMORPG, RuneScape? 2. Hey man RuneScape is a hell of an MMORPG. It sucked so bad I actually thought it was a RIP-OFF of a game that completely and brutally consumed the souls of the retarded to turn them into geeks without emotion.

Author: Tory Burnett http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/2768864

22. (MMORPG) (26↑, 28↓)

Massive multiplayer online role-playing game

I am socializing r-tard, Im logged on to an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using TeamSpeak

Author: Jarrodbexted http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/2493300

23. (MMORPG) (39↑, 41↓)

1.Many men Online Role Playing girls. See also [mangina] 2. Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game

"Bobby, although new to the mmorpg world, decided to go with a female wood elf as his choice for his character in game."

Author: Agenda http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/1365428

24. (MMORPG) (2↑, 6↓)

1. Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game 2. Middle aged Man Online Role Playing as a Girl.

dan: I was playing Last Chaos last night this new MMORPG and this one MMORPG was totally annoying me. I hate 40 year old virgins.

Author: Xilam http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/4447028

25. (MMORPG) (16↑, 20↓)

Masses of Males Online Role Playing Girls A game where most "females" on are men [IRL], they do this to get free items/money from nerds who can't get a [gf] in real life.

"Wow, so many females on this MMORPG... I should get out my best armours and items so I can score" - Random Nerd.

Author: Rambo123 http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/2607221

26. (MMORPG) (78↑, 83↓)

The Hell all [RPG] players eventually get sucked into.

FFXI pwn3s j00 a11\!\! Ph34r teh lag d3m0n that 34ts teh s3rv3r to h311\!\!\!

Author: RaveMatrix you'r Lord and master\!\! http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/614389

27. (mmorpg) (4↑, 10↓)

Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game. Exactly what the name suggests. An internet computer game, typically in a cliched fantasy setting. Enjoyed by funny-smelling teenagers and grown men who should know better, as it gives them an opportunity to look at cleavage for as long as they like without scaring normal flesh-and-blood humans. Also popular with those too weak-minded, lazy or cowardly to put any effort into their real lives, who instead get their kicks running around the game world pretending to be an elf in a futile quest for prestige and self-respect. Distorts social skills and personal hygiene. Basically, practice for purgatory.

MMORPG player 1: "Dude i got an iron bikini for my half-elven unicorn tamer. id rather look at that than leave the square foot of space in front of my monitor and breathe something other than my own stench" MMORPG player 2: "u r teh lolzorz\!\!\!\!\!\!\!11111111111\!\!\!"

Author: Acolyte of Ouzounian http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/2288754

28. (MMORPG) (8↑, 19↓)

Mass Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game. Otherwise known as [nerds] who need to get a life OUTSIDE of their computer rooms. Often have trouble with women.

ex.) "DUDE did you hear? Alex joined the MMORPG community\!"

Author: ashie214 http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/3177570

29. (MMORPG) (35↑, 47↓)

Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game, or; Many Men Online Playing as Girls A popular online RPG-style video game. An RPG is any video game where your character gains experience instead of you. In turn, it involves more strategy and less skill than your average First Person Shooter (FPS) game or Action-style game. Being online, it allows you to interact with other characters a lot more, and constant updates must be made. With this, unlike most FPS or Strategy online games, the whole idea behind these games are community. MMORPG's can be defined as "helping other people". The game World of Warcraft ([WoW]) can be classified more under the standard RPG than under MMORPG because it does not have the "community" aspect of the MMORPG; however, many people would debate against that.

Final Fantasy XI - Online ([FFXI]) Runescape Online ([Runescape]) Ragnarok Online ([Ragnarok]) Guild Wars (GW) EVE Online (EVE) All of these are popular MMORPG's.

Author: Stammer 6 http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/1760601

30. (MMORPG) (26↑, 38↓)

"Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game" Highly engrossing online RPG games, where those sucked in spend their entire lives and earnings on levelling up their characters, and purchasing gear... great fun, but sad to the extreme in the same way. Much like 'reality TV'. Try reality instead for a change. Would personally add Championship Manager and other football (soccer) management games into the category... they spell doom to any worthwhile relationships. If you can heed all warnings and don't get sucked in\!

- what did you do this weekend. - well, i managed to qualify for European competition / levelled my dark elf up 3 levels, and found an ultimate deathbringer flamberge with godly speed. - ... get a life ...

Author: 63|\\|3515 http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/1311805

31. (mmorpg) (32↑, 55↓)

An Massivly Multiplayer Online Role Paying Game, where a bunch of computer geeks and little picked on kids can fight for sweet powers and beat the other online role players or chat about stuff like how 1337 you are and whoop your High School Bully back to "n00b land"

That guy is level 60\! - 1337god247 OMG r U SERIOUS\!? - fighter68 Yeah, hes got that one spell "ChopUinHalf" - 1337god247 Holy Poo\! I can't wait to be just like him\! - fight68

Author: Kyle Cleary http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/1125026

32. (MMORPG) (43↑, 68↓)

A funnel of social activity (or lack thereof) that drains your cash and requires players to become their character through somewhat sick and twisted fantasies...addictive to the corrupted, which eventually have the willpower to quit. Also addicted to losers that are neither academic, charismatic, or athletic, whom will let these ploys of binary communities absord their real life, and never even attempt to leave. Many losers that can't obtain dominance in ANYTHING of reality are usually the assholes who will bash "noobs" with their "uber" threats, artifacts, and lore knowledge. To whom I shall tell these newcomers to QUIT WHILE YOU CAN AND STAY AWAY\!

Bob: Hey\! What happened in the internet cafe? It used to be cool, but it now smells and looks like a morgue\! Mike: Of course, several losers have invaded this place, and was almost glue to the chair by those stupid MMORPGs\!

Author: Crowmouth http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/247906

33. (MMORPG) (4↑, 34↓)

to a geek \!\!\! massive multiplier online role play game to everyone else: my mother's orgasms rape pregnant girls

MMORPG : ouch that hurt like a MMORPG

Author: Neo Trogen http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/2927499

34. (mmorpg) (22↑, 86↓)

massive multiplayer online roll playing game

yeah, runescape's the best mmorpg, everyone plays it\! Everquest is a higher ranking mmorpg than WOW

Author: Ann D http://mmorpg.urbanup.com/1780322

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Last updated: 2012.03.01